Monday, March 4, 2013

Coping with Crazy

It's been three days since I got up close and personal with two headless ghosts in the woods near Cheat Lake. I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to cope with this. I've changed (because I'm scarred for life) but no one else has. I mean, the only people I've talked about my experience with are strangers from the internet. I guess I talked to the reporter guy over the phone, but the conversation wasn't exactly therapuetic. There's no way I can tell Sandi, my roommate, or any of my friends in Morgantown. Sandi is so self absorbed she makes Tyra Banks look humble and my friends are more like casual acquaintances (and you do not share traumatic ghost encounters with casual acquaintances). Calling my friends and family in Sacramento is also out of the question because they already think I'm off my rocker for wandering aimlessly across the country for two years and deciding to live in West Virginia. Now, since I can't share my experience with anyone in my life, I'm walking through my days in a daze and starting to feel kind of isolated. As a result, I'm beginning to get a little testy, which is very abnormal for me. For instance, yesterday at work (I'm a waitress at Boston Beanery), I almost dumped a plate of food over a customer's head when he complained that his fish tasted too FISHY!!! All I could think was, "I'm sorry you're fish tastes like fish, I almost got eaten by decapitated growling ghost girls two days ago, but you don't hear me complaining about it, do you?!!!" So, as you can see, keeping everything bottled up inside isn't going so well. I'm afraid I may do something rash and unfortunate if I can't vent or blow off steam soon. I'm thinking about asking the people I met on the internet if they'd like to meet in person. We could go to Jay's Daily Grind or something. That way, if they turn out to be complete weirdos at least I can enjoy some decent coffee.  

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

(Very Brief) Story of My Life

Hi, my name is Cassandra Elise Evans. I'm 24, born and raised in Sacramento, California. I come from a slightly crazy, but loving family. My parents met in college, somewhere during the 70's. They were both idealistic hippies that listened to the Grateful Dead and smoked a lot of weed. After a couple months of dating, they moved in together and decided not to get married because they didn't think their love could be "defined by an antiquated socio-religious ritual." Anyway, they moved in together and started breeding like bunnies, hence my 6 siblings. Mom and Dad never really grew out of their hippy phase, so we all grew up hearing about the importance of becoming one with nature (despite the fact that we lived in the suburbs) and being subjected to Mom's crystal healing techniques. Our house was pretty much a free for all, because neither of my parents were disciplinarians, which is kind of necessary when you have 7 kids. As a result, everything was disorganized and loud and pretty much a free-for-all. I'm the 4th child, so I was blessed 3 younger siblings to annoy me and 3 older siblings to boss me around. I always had to share my bedroom and never knew the meaning of privacy. Usually, I would try to spend the night at a friend's house at least twice a week to get a break. I mean, I loved all of them, but I was dying for some peace and quiet. So, after graduating from high school, I told my family I loved them and that I was going on a cross country road trip. I had been saving money since freshman year to fund the trip. My parents have always encouraged "self-discovery" and thought it was a fantastic idea. When I set out I didn't exactly have a plan, and I ended up travelling throughout the U.S. for about 2 years. I'm not going to go into major detail about my adventures at this moment, but there was a lot of car trouble, odd jobs, and wonderful/questionable people involved. But eventually, after months of travel, I decided to settle in Morgantown, WV. My car had died on I-79 and fixing it would cost more than it was worth. I caught a ride into town with the tow truck driver and got a hotel room. I was tired, and decided Morgantown was as good a place as any to relax for a while. I managed to get a waitressing job at Boston Beanery and then an apartment. After a few months I began thinking a little education might give me some direction in life, so I applied to WVU. Now, 4 years later, I'm a Senior Biology major with a cat and an annoying roommate.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Cheat Lake


Yesterday was complete Hell. I’m not going to subject you to all the sordid details, but it involved my roommate, her boyfriend Jim, a chinchilla, and a very angry biology professor. So, in order to recuperate and fend off an approaching bout of insanity, I decided to drive out to my favorite stress relief destination, Cheat Lake. I discovered Cheat Lake’s magical soothing powers about two years ago when I decided to go exploring on a whim. However, last night the lake wasn't so soothing. It was actually kind of horrifying.

I parked off the shoulder of the road on the northeast side of the lake. Only a short stroll through some woods, nothing more than a little leisurely nature walk, would bring me to the water. I began moving through the woods, and tried to identify the types of trees I saw along the way (I had learned about tree types in a bio class the day before and decided to practice...I know, I'm nerdy beyond belief). However, about five minutes into my walk I began to hear strange noises. Initially, I thought they were coming from an animal, possibly a dog. They were low, guttural growls, at first far away, but coming closer. I began to walk faster, because the idea of getting mauled in the woods by Cujo was unappealing, to say the least. All was quiet for the next couple of minutes, but then the growling started again, closer than ever. And this time it was different. This time one of the growls turned in to a high-pitched, eardrum-piercing scream. The scream was especially terrifying, because it didn't sound scared, it sounded angry. Furious, even. At that point, I decided it was time to turn around. I started to sprint back towards my car, tripping and falling over a tree root on the way. How very “every horror movie heroine that ever existed” of me. I got back up and the cold ball of terror that had formed in my chest began to thaw when my car came into view. But when I was only about twenty feet away, my pursuers appeared between me and safety. I froze, only capable of staring in shock and disbelief. Two girls. At least, they used to be girls. They were covered in blood from....well, neck to foot. Because neither of them had heads. Oddly, one of my first thoughts was How are they growling and screaming if they don't have heads?, which was quickly followed by Holy shit, they don't have heads! The girls (ghosts?, zombies?) were approaching me at a steady pace, their hands clenched at their sides. I began to stumble backwards, because I didn't feel comfortable letting them out of my sight. Suddenly, their images flickered, and they reappeared about 5 feet in front of me. I was so startled that I tripped and fell, leaving me stunned and helpless. At this point, I was pretty much resigned to my cruel fate. I was going to die in The Middle of Nowhere, West Virginia, murdered by headless growling ghost-girls. As I was coming to terms with my imminent demise, a pair of headlights appeared in the distance. The car was coming fast, and when it sped by the headlights blinded me. When I could see again, the girls had vanished. For a moment, I stayed on the ground and stared at the spot they had previously occupied. Then, my sense of self- preservation kicked in and I scrambled up to race toward my car. Once I was safely inside, I turned on the engine and tried to gain control of my shaking hands, because it would be a shame to die in a car wreck after escaping decapitated ghosts. By the time I finally got back to my apartment, it was around 11 p.m. My roommate and her boyfriend were gone, and for once I wished they were there to keep me company. Wow, I was definitely in shock. On autopilot, I got ready for bead, brushing my teeth and changing into sweatpants and a Sacramento Kings t-shirt. I left the lights on and curled up under my heavy comforter with no idea of how to process what I had just experienced. I was already beginning to question whether or not the encounter had actually happened. What if I was just going crazy? I mean, my family had always suspected my Great-Aunt Linda had a mild case of schizophrenia. I was dying to talk to someone, but who could I tell? I knew none of my friends in Morgantown would believe me. A few of my good friends in California might be more receptive, but I also didn't want to risk making them think I was going crazy on the other side of the country. As the adrenaline wore off, I began to tire quickly. But before I fell asleep, I formulated a plan. I decided to put my story online, where I could remain relatively anonymous. Maybe someone will believe me, or better yet, even contact me to say they experienced something similar. But I'm a bit of a cynic, so I'm not holding my breath.    

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Haunted!

Cheat Lake-2 decapitated co-eds.
Hotel Morgan
Morgantown Public Library
East Boreman
Oak Grove Cemetery
West Run Road
Peirpont Apartments
Seneca Center
East Moore Hall-Elizabeth Moore's ghost spotted hovering over pool.
WVU Library
Gobblers Knob